



Following the Madonna news this week, the Sun has the best pun headline - which for once made me chuckle
If the page disappears - Madonna & Ze Big Bruises








The Island (imdb)
My rating: 3 out of 5
This film is meant primarily as a comment about cloning, stem cell research, etc, and the perils of doing such a thing. This is taken to extremes in some ways in the film in that the ‘body parts’ have their own lives, even if it is in a very Orwellian environment where everything is monitored so that the clones are in perfect condition when they are required.
During the film there are some way over the top scenes, for example falling down the side of the building, and some awkward camera angles when the characters are running around, which does make it hard to work out what’s going on sometimes, but it’s mostly OK. There’s also many product placements during the film, some of which look out of place, for example the XBox logo while playing the holographic fight. Some of the technology also seems out of place for only 15 years in the future - eg trains that don’t run on tracks. For this to happen these days I think they’d need more than 15 years to get ‘track’ made up from the middle of nowhere.
(It was supposed to be set in 2050, but was brough forward because of the current interest in cloning, so they must have changed some things and either left in, or overlooked, others.) The film is slightly too long, although the large amount of action going on does make up for this.




Madagascar (imdb)
My rating: 2 out of 5
OK, not too sure about this film. There were funny bits and all the usual one-liners that you tend to find in kid’s films, but overall I’m not sure whether I liked the film or not. For me it really didn’t seem to get going. Sure, the penguins were good, but most of their scenes appeared in the trailers weeks before. The lion’s gradual decline to type by the changing of his mane was a nice touch though.
Not much else to add really…








An article popped up on BBC this morning about ntl and their plans for the near future. The good news is that all users will be upgraded to 10Mb by the end of 2006 - all at no extra cost! This can only be good for XBox live sessions where it still sometimes struggles with my current 2Mb connection.
Of course, now I can’t wait, but our current speed works perfectly fine for browsing the web and email etc. The extra speed will help downloading and streaming - the reason for also increasing the cap to 75Gig a month.
However, there is no mention of upload speeds increasing… I hope they will, as that is probably the bottleneck for online gaming with ntl.




Charlie And The Chocolate Factory (imdb)
My rating: 5 out of 5
The 1971 version, Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, was a marvellous film, showing all the eccentricity of Willy Wonka himself. Although the effects of the time were not like the CGI-fest most films are these days, the film managed to still portray the ‘madness’ of the factory and the workings of it. In the new Tim Burton version, film technology has moved on by 30 years and is therefore even more colourful and madder.
The size of the factory has increased and rather than just going through a ‘tunnel’ to get around, everyone gets to go on a rollercoaster ride from place to place, with chocolate swirling around everywhere. the oompa-loompa(s) are still just as good however, and because they all look the same it adds another bit of fun to the film. (He apparently filmed 100 roles for all the various scenes…) The glass elevator is how a glass elevator should be - see through on all sides, as it travels through the CGI scenery at great speed.
Johnny Depp is brilliant as Willy Wonka, once you get used to him playing the role differently to how Gene Wilder did. Johnny’s Wonka is a bit darker, and there is more background story to how he got to be the Willy Wonka everyone knows. He does seem a bit odd in that he seems to dislike children, and just puts up with them - unless he knows beforehand that he’ll end up with Charlie. In general there are more background stories in the film overall, but as I’ve not read the book, I’m not sure if these have been added, or are in the book as well.
The film has many funny scenes and there are plenty of laughs, and it’s probably a film I would go to see again to see if there’s anything I missed in the background! If you’re a fan of the original film, you should enjoy this one as well - it’s the original brought up to date, with a bit extra thrown in.






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